Tag: jokes
group name: pointreservoir
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June 11, 2008 11:57 AM EDT --
Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of those mops they advertise on . . . more
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May 29, 2008 04:59 PM EDT --
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton
The Amish Phone Directory
Mike Tyson's Guide To Dating Etiquette
George Foreman's Big Book Of Baby Names
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July 06, 2008 01:36 PM EDT --
I found these to funny to pass up sharing with you. Here's a couple of pranks to play on your friends.
Pay a visit to the local dog pound of SPCA, wearing a chef's hat and an . . . more
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June 11, 2008 12:00 PM EDT --
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them.
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May 29, 2008 04:50 PM EDT --
Food Ideas Rejected By McDonalds:
Chicken McBobbitts
Salmon McNella
Tom & Roseanne "Together Forever" Value Meal
Shirley McLean Burger
McMenudo
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June 11, 2008 11:53 AM EDT --
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."
"How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?" . . . more
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July 26, 2008 06:47 PM EDT --
I received this in an email and just thought it was to darn cute not to share. Just visit the link below. Make sure your sound is on.
http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-walt-babyboomers-blurb,0,1036393.blurb . . . more
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June 07, 2008 03:58 PM EDT --
ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
female jokes, and there are unisex jokes.. Here is a joke I consider a
true female joke. I offer it . . . more
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June 07, 2008 04:01 PM EDT --
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the
Arizona dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had . . . more
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June 07, 2008 04:04 PM EDT --
>>> While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a
>>> roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal,
>>> they left the restaurant, . . . more
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June 11, 2008 07:20 PM EDT --
A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL
PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP
AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE . . . more
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July 20, 2008 10:03 AM EDT --
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The . . . more
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April 08, 2008 01:38 PM EDT --
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'
The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve, and they had children and so was all mankind made." . . . more
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June 11, 2008 07:17 PM EDT --
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY
GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU
CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT . . . more
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April 02, 2008 09:07 PM EST --
Thanks to GATHER for awaring me it was April Fool's Day yesterday... HA! HA! ... I cannot thank everyone enough for letting me know, due to me, not knowing Holidays half the time.
Anyway.... I . . . more
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May 15, 2008 04:11 PM EDT --
JUST A TAP ON THE SHOULDER
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped
Him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
Hit a bus, . . . more
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